why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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