We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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