I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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