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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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