With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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