Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i out mim tonsoeep
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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