? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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