Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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