I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
we should paint friendship bongs
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
