Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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