Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
there is glitter all over my balls
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