Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My vagina is officially offended.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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