I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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