i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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