East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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