You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think a kid would responsible me up
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
