I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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