theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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