So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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