Kiss
Puke
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
