I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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