So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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