I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I am available for nakedness
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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