I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So. Much. Porn.
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