Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
