yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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