I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
my poor anus
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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