Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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