i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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