i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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