But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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