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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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