I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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