is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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