I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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