a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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