Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
