I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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