It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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