The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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