Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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