It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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