I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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