Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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