I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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