Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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