I wannas sexs uuuuu
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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