I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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