just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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