I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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