I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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