Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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