i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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